I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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