508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
This is the high leading the old right now
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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