I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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