Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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