just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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