Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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