3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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