um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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