My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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