This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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