Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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