Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I had to cum in my sink.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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