Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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