I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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