Can Purell be used as lube?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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