I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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