I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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