He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
