do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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