I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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