names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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