Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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