I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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