You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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