Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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