I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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