p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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