I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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