just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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