just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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