i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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