If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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