so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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