porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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