no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
