Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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