The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm way too hungover for life right now
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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