Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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