Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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