is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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