if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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