they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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