Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i already hear my dad disowning me
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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