im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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