I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Randomize