Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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