Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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