she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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