The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
