I just made out with a guy for $7.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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