is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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