Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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