Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
