Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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