maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
