How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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