Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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